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Originally Posted by mikev  Wait, I'm not reputable?
I'll have you know our very own Liam (I guess he's built a mini or something) has crashed my bike. How's THAT for reputable, dear sir? |
Liam has wrecked everything he has sat on, that's his MO. He wears Ducati team shirts and pretends to be a pro at bike events so people will let him ride their bike. He wrecked all his bikes, I am pretty sure he gets around on a forged bus pass. I can't remember if it's his right or left foot that has two toes missing, from two separate accidents. I have heard a story about him borrowing a BMW with the owners Dog in the side car. When he came back the side car was gone and the dog was missing a paw, Liam a acted like the guy was crazy, insisting there was no side car.
The owner pointed at the dog with the missing paw and asked "then where the hell did he sit?" Liam would not answer,he just pulled the bloody paw from his pocket and left it by the dog saying "You must have dropped this," smiled and walked away.