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Portland · 06-25-2007, 07:17 AM

My friend has pet ducks, and they had a bunch of baby ducks and he gave me two of them. I named them Godzilla and Superman. They live in my backyard now. They will never fly because the parent ducks don't fly and can't teach them how to fly. I put one in my friend's fish tank last night, it was hilarious.

High Maintenance · 06-25-2007, 07:42 AM

That's great portland.However I am currently not amused. Somehow, I managed to blow my shock on my x4r this weekend. I raced the Boondoxxx men's and women's pitbike class til like freaking midnight, passed out, got up at like 7 drove 30 minutes to NTMX, and realized it was bleeding all over the place. So. I went ahead and attempted to race it and went cartwheeling over a weeny jump in the first lap. It wasn't until several lay overs that I got the hang of riding with the shock like it was, and began keeping on the ground as much as possible. So I raced the guys, then I raced the womens big bike class, and whoever thinks a pitbike can't hang..well you're wrong. My bike pretty much holeshotted 3 CRF150R's a big wheel 85 a 65 and some other bike I think it was a Kawi. Anyhow, it was great. Me on the line with all these bikes. Finished second overall, and gave the lead girl who always wins on her 85 a good haggle, which is why they asked me to race. I think she was getting bored so my job was done. She passed me quickly in the first lap, and we pretty much owned it. So cool.

Oh and um, there was a chicken hiding in the grass on the side of one of the jumps. So random. It had it's head stuck in the grass with it's body sticking out as if you couldn't see it and it was making weird cooing noises.

racerx351 · 06-25-2007, 07:54 AM

Can you say ......... duck soup!!!!!!

Portland · 06-25-2007, 08:45 AM

these little guys would barely provide enough meat for a couple duck nuggets.

High Maintenance · 06-25-2007, 09:05 AM

You could make some finger snappers out of their beaks and join a band.

FastMC · 06-25-2007, 09:13 AM

Do you take them in the tub with you ????

X7rocks · 06-25-2007, 09:16 AM

no pics??

Portland · 06-25-2007, 09:25 AM

No pics yet, I guess I could snap some tonight. They are not made of rubber, but they don't quack yet they beep, or peep. I probably won't take them in the tub, but I will put them in the kiddy pool with me.

firepower354 · 06-25-2007, 09:29 AM

Pike fishing?

HuuuhHuuuh, she blew a shock, HuuuHuuh.

Portland · 06-25-2007, 11:14 AM

what is pike fishing?

racerx351 · 06-25-2007, 11:37 AM

hey portland,

tmas wants to put your ducks in beer for a canadian duck-soup !!!

AHPminis · 06-25-2007, 11:43 AM

There will be crap all over your yard/house.

reynolds_brad · 06-25-2007, 11:46 AM

Stuff them inside a Cornish hen then stuff the hen inside a turkey. them drop it in a fryer. Mmmmmmm

bobbob1015 · 06-25-2007, 12:14 PM

quack

bobbob1015 · 06-25-2007, 12:16 PM

what do they eat?

FastMC · 06-25-2007, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbob1015

what do they eat?

They nibble on Portlands nipples !

Portland · 06-25-2007, 01:17 PM

LOL!! yes they nibble on my nipples, but they will mostly eat CHEESE NIPS! the ducks won't be in the house unless I am messing with my roommate and I put one in his fish tank. I hope the crap isn't too bad in the yard or else they're getting deep fried.

xr70racer · 06-25-2007, 01:42 PM

haha ducks..... Thats awesome!

uno4cinco · 06-25-2007, 01:48 PM

HAHA, my sisters friend had one named charles...it crapped in his pool all the time.

Portland · 06-25-2007, 02:12 PM

i hope an owl or something doesn't eat them.

06-25-2007, 07:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Portland Я выпиваю мочу Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On the Moon Posts: 542	I have two ducks My friend has pet ducks, and they had a bunch of baby ducks and he gave me two of them. I named them Godzilla and Superman. They live in my backyard now. They will never fly because the parent ducks don't fly and can't teach them how to fly. I put one in my friend's fish tank last night, it was hilarious.

06-25-2007, 07:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
High Maintenance Hohe Wartung Frau Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Where the cow poo is plentiful Posts: 1,458 My Mood:	Re: I have two ducks That's great portland.However I am currently not amused. Somehow, I managed to blow my shock on my x4r this weekend. I raced the Boondoxxx men's and women's pitbike class til like freaking midnight, passed out, got up at like 7 drove 30 minutes to NTMX, and realized it was bleeding all over the place. So. I went ahead and attempted to race it and went cartwheeling over a weeny jump in the first lap. It wasn't until several lay overs that I got the hang of riding with the shock like it was, and began keeping on the ground as much as possible. So I raced the guys, then I raced the womens big bike class, and whoever thinks a pitbike can't hang..well you're wrong. My bike pretty much holeshotted 3 CRF150R's a big wheel 85 a 65 and some other bike I think it was a Kawi. Anyhow, it was great. Me on the line with all these bikes. Finished second overall, and gave the lead girl who always wins on her 85 a good haggle, which is why they asked me to race. I think she was getting bored so my job was done. She passed me quickly in the first lap, and we pretty much owned it. So cool. Oh and um, there was a chicken hiding in the grass on the side of one of the jumps. So random. It had it's head stuck in the grass with it's body sticking out as if you couldn't see it and it was making weird cooing noises.

06-25-2007, 07:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
racerx351 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,774	Re: I have two ducks Can you say ......... duck soup!!!!!!

06-25-2007, 08:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Portland Я выпиваю мочу Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On the Moon Posts: 542	Re: I have two ducks these little guys would barely provide enough meat for a couple duck nuggets.

06-25-2007, 09:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
High Maintenance Hohe Wartung Frau Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Where the cow poo is plentiful Posts: 1,458 My Mood:	Re: I have two ducks You could make some finger snappers out of their beaks and join a band.

06-25-2007, 09:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
FastMC Sporting the Merkin Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: boston area Posts: 5,060 My Mood:	Re: I have two ducks Do you take them in the tub with you ????

06-25-2007, 09:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
X7rocks 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,013	Re: I have two ducks no pics??

06-25-2007, 09:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Portland Я выпиваю мочу Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On the Moon Posts: 542	Re: I have two ducks No pics yet, I guess I could snap some tonight. They are not made of rubber, but they don't quack yet they beep, or peep. I probably won't take them in the tub, but I will put them in the kiddy pool with me.

06-25-2007, 09:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
firepower354 Advertiser Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Flint MI Posts: 10,776 My Mood:	Re: I have two ducks Pike fishing? HuuuhHuuuh, she blew a shock, HuuuHuuh. __________________ If it has my name on it I did it;) FirepowerMinis.com Custom FPM parts and engines. Parts and service for all makes. Honda Trail Bikes parts and accessories. Pitster/Piranha/Thumpstar bikes, parts, engines and accessories.

06-25-2007, 11:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
Portland Я выпиваю мочу Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On the Moon Posts: 542	Re: I have two ducks what is pike fishing?

06-25-2007, 11:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
racerx351 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,774	Re: I have two ducks hey portland, tmas wants to put your ducks in beer for a canadian duck-soup !!!

06-25-2007, 11:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
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06-25-2007, 11:46 AM	#13 (permalink)
reynolds_brad Advertiser Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 2,717	Re: I have two ducks Stuff them inside a Cornish hen then stuff the hen inside a turkey. them drop it in a fryer. Mmmmmmm

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06-25-2007, 01:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
Portland Я выпиваю мочу Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On the Moon Posts: 542	Re: I have two ducks LOL!! yes they nibble on my nipples, but they will mostly eat CHEESE NIPS! the ducks won't be in the house unless I am messing with my roommate and I put one in his fish tank. I hope the crap isn't too bad in the yard or else they're getting deep fried.

06-25-2007, 01:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
xr70racer 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Glen Mills, PA Posts: 4,997 My Mood:	Re: I have two ducks haha ducks..... Thats awesome!

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uno4cinco 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Moorpark, Ca Posts: 1,342	Re: I have two ducks HAHA, my sisters friend had one named charles...it crapped in his pool all the time.

06-25-2007, 02:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
Portland Я выпиваю мочу Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On the Moon Posts: 542	Re: I have two ducks i hope an owl or something doesn't eat them.