Planet Minis

dicktony

Brand new, oem tank and side cover. The Tank is very pretty with purple metallic lavishly covering the OEM sheet metal, and then layered in luxurious creamy white for a dramatic two tone, that will shock and amaze everyone. The boys at Honda out did themselves on this tank. As if the beautiful contrasting paint wasn't enough, Honda custom designed a metal tank badge and mounted it right on the tank, one look at the detail work and you will know this is a priceless heirloom that can be cherished for a lifetime.
I know what you are thinking, "Dicktony I love the tank, but how on earth do I find the matching OEM side cover for this tank. I know this question is a tuff one, many men will spend their entire lifetime searching for such a rare item to complete their set. I do have one side cover that is brand new, oem and matches this tank. I'm gonna go crazy and do something that is sure to get me beaten and tortured by my collector friends. I'm gonna make one person very happy by offering the set, we are talking the brand new purple and white masterpiece and the matching purple side cover.
I'm not asking $500, which would be a fair deal, I'm not even going to ask for $400 which is just plain retarted, I'm going to go balls out, paint chip eating bonkers and sell this two piece set for the ridiculous price of $250 plus actual shipping costs.

Act now, or regret this day forever...

-R

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Z

Have Brad buy it for his monkey tank collection.

big pete

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dicktony

I think Pete is taking this amazing offer....

dicktony

Tank and side cover are sold, pending Brad's agreement to handle the transaction: )

supernes550

pete, you get another monkey?

big pete

Not yet... hoarding parts for a future Monkey build

mikev

I have a '79 frame I'll give you, Pete.

dicktony

Deals off if you take that frame, you don't by gucci loafers and wear them with "hand me down" slacks. I will need an original receipt and a real time video of the frame being purchased from a reputable mini enthusiast. Once this video and paperwork is sent to my lab, it should only take a day or two for my techs to report the results. If no deception is uncovered, then the parts will arrive within 24hrs.

-Rich

big pete

A frame has not be purchased yet. When the time comes, I will make sure to forward you a receipt, streaming video of me paying for the frame while holding my ID card, and there will be a police officer, my grandma, 2 homeless guys, a hooker, and my old high school principal present to verify that the transaction is not staged.

dicktony

don't want to see any Grandma's within 50 feet of the transaction. If I so much as smell Grandma in the air or see a single quilt in your car, we will have problems. If you stash her nearby, make sure you give her sun screen. My guys will find her and she will wake up in Boca Raton two days later, with a quarter and your cell number pinned to her blouse.
Grandma's cannot be trusted. Mine would lie to a grand jury for a trip to Walmart and a couple of bingo games.
Just in case you are considering hiring actors, their are only two pros willing to do this type of work and they are both in rehab.

Rich

big pete

She can't call anyone with a quarter. You better leave her some cardboard and a Sharpie so she can panhandle enough to call home.

supernes550

cough...

skyteam

cough...

dicktony

I have one for you Ernesto, in fact I am sick of storing it for you and would appreciate you letting me know when you are ready for it..: )

dicktony

Holy crap, she's a freaking Gypsy Panhandler?? That's the worst of the worst, second only to the.....traveling circus carnie (believed to be descendants of trolls).

mikev

Wait, I'm not reputable?

I'll have you know our very own Liam (I guess he's built a mini or something) has crashed my bike. How's THAT for reputable, dear sir?

dicktony

Liam has wrecked everything he has sat on, that's his MO. He wears Ducati team shirts and pretends to be a pro at bike events so people will let him ride their bike. He wrecked all his bikes, I am pretty sure he gets around on a forged bus pass. I can't remember if it's his right or left foot that has two toes missing, from two separate accidents. I have heard a story about him borrowing a BMW with the owners Dog in the side car. When he came back the side car was gone and the dog was missing a paw, Liam a acted like the guy was crazy, insisting there was no side car.

The owner pointed at the dog with the missing paw and asked "then where the hell did he sit?" Liam would not answer,he just pulled the bloody paw from his pocket and left it by the dog saying "You must have dropped this," smiled and walked away.

mikev

I got nothin.

big pete

supernes550

ready when you are my friend.